I haven’t posted one of these in a while, but there’s been a lot of stress around here lately and I need a quick laugh to get my Mother’s Day started.

Here are a few funnies for all to enjoy, whether you are a mother, or you happen to have one. 🙂

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“There are three ways to get something done: hire someone to do it, do it yourself, or forbid your kids to do it!” ~Unknown

“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett

“Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. – Unknown

“Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.” – Unknown

“A suburban mother’s role is to deliver her children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after.” – Peter De Vries

“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.” – Calvin Trillin 

Happy Mother’s Day!