Medieval Monday: Insults

I thought this week I’d amuse you with some medieval insults. Some were used for good-natured ribbing, whereas others might be more defamatory in nature. Reputation was important in the medieval world, and slandering the wrong person meant you could find yourself in court. Men typically based their reputations on social status, whereas the reputations of women were more based on their virtue and the way they conducted themselves. Depending on where you live, some of these insults (or versions of them) might still be in use today. If this is the case, please know that no real offense is intended—this is all in good fun!

Bespawler: Someone who spits when they talk.

Bobolyne: A fool.

Churl: Coarse and peasant-like. Its origin is the Old English “ceorl” which meant “one level above a slave.”

Cox-comb: A vain, narcissistic person.

Cumberworld: A useless person.

Dalcop: A very stupid person.

Doxy: A promiscuous woman. Also literally the wife or lover of an outlaw who robbed people on the road.

Driggle-Draggle: A messy or untidy woman.

Fopdoodle: A stupid, idiotic person.

Fustilugs: A large, clumsy slob.

Glos Pautonnier: An Old French word for a gluttonous scoundrel.

Hedge-born: Of base birth, or illegitimate

Levereter: Corrupt (“Liver-eater”)

Mandrake Mymmerkin: Childlike. A puppet, or little man.

Muck-sprout: Someone who is overly talkative and curses a lot.

Mumblecrust: A toothless beggar.

Puterelle: A woman of ill-repute.

Raggabrash: A grubby, disorganized person.

Rakefire: A guest who has outstayed their welcome.

Ronyon: An old, mangy, scabby woman

Saddle-goose: A very stupid person.

Scobberlotcher: A lazy person who never works hard.

Skamelar: A scrounge, or parasite.

Snoutband: Someone who constantly interrupts a conversation to correct or contradict the speaker.

Sot: A drunkard.

Stampcrab: A clumsy person.

Trencherman: Someone who overeats and attends social events just for the food.

Wandought: A weak, ineffectual man.

Whiffle-whaffle: An indecisive person who wastes others’ time.

Yaldson: The son of a prostitute.

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Medieval Monday: Dirty Laundry

Those dirty clothes really pile up, don’t they? Especially when you have kids. As much as I grumble about having to wash and fold, I’m not really doing the work—the washing machine is taking care of the hard part for me. Our medieval counterparts certainly didn’t have that luxury, or many others that we don’t give much thought to. So in honor of my growing laundry pile, I thought today’s post would answer the question of “how would I have done it back then.”

Laundry was unquestionably women’s work. Some cities had communal wash houses, where women could come to share news and gossip while they worked. Soapwort, an herb with cleansing properties, was sometimes used to get fabric clean. It was also beaten with “beetles”, rinsed, and wrung. Marjoram could be used to give washing water a pleasant scent. Clothing could also be washed in natural bodies of water (rivers, streams, ponds), and beaten against rocks.

If one needed to remove stains, this could be done with the use of Fuller’s Earth or ashes soaked in lye. The mixture would be applied to the stain, allowed to try, then rubbed off. For more delicate materials, such as silk, verjuice was another remedy. Removing stains such as oil or grease was a more complex process. One recipe is as follows: “To remove grease or oil stains, take urine and heat until warm. Soak the stain for two days. Without twisting the fabric, squeeze the afflicted area, then rinse. As an alternative for stubborn greasy or oily stains, soak in urine with ox gall beaten into it, for two days and squeeze without twisting before rinsing.” White cloth could be cleaned and brightened by soaking it in lye, which was mixed using ashes and urine.

Undergarments were washed fairly often, even if they were only rinsed out at home in warm water, but woolen outer garments were rarely washed. They would have simply been shaken or beaten with a brush or a bundle of twigs to get rid of dust and dirt. Robes and cloaks might be rubbed with wax to weatherproof them, but this process would have been too expensive for peasants who would have worn felted wool instead.

Washed clothing was dried outdoors; laid across bushes, flat on grass, or draped across wooden frames or ropes. These of these could be moved indoors during poor weather if there was enough space.

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Medieval Monday: Insults

For today I have a short but hopefully amusing post sharing some medieval style insults! You can surprise your friends with these, or maybe use them for your current medieval-era work in progress. Now for the disclaimer. I can’t authenticate these as purely medieval, so historical fiction writers are fairly warned. They are funny regardless of when they first came into the language–a couple of them are still in use, I think. Know of some fun medieval insults that aren’t on this list? Share them in the comments. 🙂

Fop – a foolish person

Fustilugs – a big, clumsy, gross person

Churl – coarse and peasant-like

Cox-Comb – someone who is vain and foolish

Cumberworld – a useless person

Glos Pautonnier – a gluttonous scoundrel

Hedge-born – of base birth, low-brow, or illegitimate

Loiter-Sack – a freeloader

Muck-spout – an overly talkative person who curses a lot

Quisby – someone who is very lazy

Raggabrash – someone who is disorganized

Skamelar – a freeloader and a parasite

Sot – a drunk

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